Michiel and i are in the kitchen, funning around while he makes breakfast.
Michiel: “what’s that difficult word in English that means wasting time?”
Me: *thinks*…. “you mean procrastinate?”
Michiel: “yeah so, what do you call a Dalek who’s wasting time?”
Me: “go on then….”
Michiel: “PROCRASTINATE! PROCRASTINATE!”
Me: “oh man, thats a really bad joke, the worst ever, in fact, so bad I’m gonna blog about it”
Michiel: “what you’re really disturbed by is not so much the bad joke but by the fact that you find it funny.”
Damn him. he’s right. I hate it when that happens.
I sense today is going to be bad Dalek joke day. he just came in, saw me writing this and said “What did the Dalek say to the Queen”…. “ABDICATE!”. I really wouldn’t read any further. I really wouldn’t. but if i have to listen to ’em, so do you. so there.
June 3, 2007 at 2:19 pm
[…] Hah Teh win is mine […]
June 3, 2007 at 2:20 pm
What does a female Dalek say???
EMANCIPATE!! EMANCIPATE
\o/
June 3, 2007 at 2:21 pm
not listening LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
June 3, 2007 at 2:22 pm
Whats a Daleks favourite drink??
GATORADE!! GATORADE!!!
June 3, 2007 at 2:22 pm
ok. that one doesn’t work. I feel vindicated now.
June 3, 2007 at 5:39 pm
What does a Dalek consider the most important part of any skincare regime?
EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE!
(sorry)
June 3, 2007 at 9:07 pm
oh my god.. noooooooooooooooooooo other people are joining in!! I can’t stand it!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
June 3, 2007 at 9:11 pm
What do 10000 Daleks do, while waiting for the train?
FORMICATE!! FORMICATE!! FORMICATE!!
June 4, 2007 at 8:46 pm
*groans and reaches for the duct tape*
June 5, 2007 at 1:03 pm
What does the Dalek say in the morning…..
CAFFEINATE!! CAFFEINATE!! CAFFEINATE!!
June 5, 2007 at 1:08 pm
does that make you a dalek in the morning?
it would explain an awful lot…